Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See...

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a...

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you’re just a reflection of him?

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God?Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!

I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the problem here.

With the growth of civilisation in Europe, and with the revival of letters and of science in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries, the ethical and intellectual criticism of theology once more recommenced, and arrived at...

If I may paraphrase Hobbes’s well-known aphorism, I would say that ‘books are the money of Literature, but only the counters of Science.

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient’s friends.