They need to practice harder,” he said. ‘If they’re really going to do this, they need to work much harder.”They will,” I assured him. ‘But they got better, right?’Baz laughed. ‘Are you going to stand...

A beer bottle on a stick, like a broom, is less for cleaning and more for distance drinking. My floor is so filthy I’ll drink twelve.

The sweeper of the street is a leader in his own respect provided he does his job well with all love, diligence and attention than anyone would do when given the same broom sticks.

Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.

And I’m not saying it’s a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I’m saying is that if you get, I don’t know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid,...