No day is too bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

The official world, the corridors of power.

Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require as much cooking.

No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.

Technology… is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

Civilization is hideously fragile and there’s not much between us and the horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion....

I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you’ll never find it.