My medication must be wearing off I’m starting to think my jokes are funny.




(No Ratings Yet)When you depart I’ll blow you a Kiss take it to the Loved ones I already Miss.




(No Ratings Yet)If you’re brighter than a lightning bug, don’t show your ass




(No Ratings Yet)Even in the fiercest battles the Butterflies and Bee’s still kiss the flowers.




(No Ratings Yet)How can you attain satisfaction if you have more excuses than action?




(No Ratings Yet)Once that ship has sailed don’t hold on to the anchor




(No Ratings Yet)When it comes to Twitter tweets I try to write things that are brilliant or sweet




(No Ratings Yet)There’s a fine line between deserving and just desserts.




(No Ratings Yet)Old age is catching up with me, or am I catching up with it?




(No Ratings Yet)I love Religion it’s the cheapest place to buy Guilt, Fear,Sin and Doubt




(No Ratings Yet)If you have more cavities than you have teeth you’ve led a ‘Sweet’ life.




(No Ratings Yet)They say the brain never ages it’s a shame it can’t teach the body that trick.




(No Ratings Yet)It’s amazing that people actually get paid for what I’m doing on here for free.




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