Most people think I’m immodest.

I don’t take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.

Let’s not forget, I got divorced.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn’t know who I was, she would run away.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine what it’s like not to be able to hear them. It’s not that bad.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch.

There are times when I’m driving home after a day’s shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would’ve been so much better if I had written it out.

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

The addition of nuts in salad… I always find to be beneficial.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Most practical jokes, I’ll feel too bad for the other person so I’ll stop just before the punchline.