I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my...

It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn’t happen that often.

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, ‘I know, I’m sorry.’

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I’m – basically inside, I’m a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over.

Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to...

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a...

People don’t yell nasty things at actors – they let them continue.

Millions of people are married. I’ve never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

When I was living in New York and didn’t have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I’d think, that’ll be...

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

Most of the time I’m thinking, I’m glad that scene was improvised.

It’s that I wasn’t suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear – mainstream comedy.