Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I...

Without adversity a person hardly knows whether they are honest or not.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

Never trust the man who hath reason to suspect that you know he hath injured you.

Such indeed was her image, that neither could Shakespeare describe, nor Hogarth paint, nor Clive act, a fury in higher perfection.

An amiable weakness.

LOVE: A word properly applied to our delight in particular kinds of food; sometimes metaphorically spoken of the favorite objects of all our appetites.

There is an insolence which none but those who themselves deserve contempt can bestow, and those only who deserve no contempt can bear

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

Money is the fruit of evil, as often as the root of it.

A lover, when he is admitted to cards, ought to be solemnly silent, and observe the motions of his mistress. He must laugh when she laughs, sigh when she sighs. In short, he should be...

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriage, I would always lay a wager that the man, if not the wedding-day, is absolutely fixed on.

Some folks rail against other folks, because other folks have what some folks would be glad of.

I describe not men, but manners; not an individual, but a species.

It is not death, but dying, which is terrible.

It hath been often said, that it is not death, but dying, which is terrible

Every physician almost hath his favourite disease.

O! more than Gothic ignorance.

He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.

George was a great dunce, but no matter for that: all men do not thrive in the world according to their learning

He then bespattered the youth with abundance of that language which passes between country gentleman who embrace opposite sides of the question; with frequent applications to him to salute that part which is generally introduced...

I am as sober as a judge.

Great joy, especially after a sudden change of circumstances, is apt to be silent, and dwells rather in the heart than on the tongue.

His designs were strictly honorable, as the phrase is: that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage

To sun myself in Huncamunca’s eyes.

It is not enough that your designs, nay that your actions, are intrinsically good, you must take care they shall appear so.

An author ought to consider himself, not as a gentleman who gives a private or eleemosynary treat, but rather as one who keeps a public ordinary, at which all persons are welcome for their money.

Read in order to live.

Since I have dealt in suds, I could never discover more than two reasons for shaving; the one is to get a beard, the other is to get rid of one

And here, I believe, the wit is generally misunderstood. In reality, it lies in desiring another to kiss your a– for having just before threatened to kick his; for I have observed very accurately, that...

A truly elegant taste is generally accompanied with excellency of heart.

Guilt has very quick ears to an accusation.

When I’m not thanked at all, I’m thanked enough; I’ve done my duty, and I’ve done no more

Scarcely one person in a thousand is capable of tasting the happiness of others.

Comfort me by a solemn Assurance, that when the little Parlour in which I sit at this Instant, shall be reduced to a worse furnished Box, I shall be read, with Honour, by those who...

For I hope my Friends will pardon me, when I declare, I know none of them without a Fault; and I should be sorry if I could imagine, I had any Friend who could not...

Conscience – the only incorruptible thing about us

We must eat to live and live to eat

I am content; that is a blessing greater than riches; and he to whom that is given need ask no more.

Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.

Worth begets in base minds, envy; in great souls, emulation

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason.

[A]s it is impossible that any man endowed with rational faculties, and being in a state of freedom, should willingly agree, without some motive of love or friendship, absolutely to sacrifice his own interest to...

The characteristic of coquettes is affectation governed by whim

Now, in reality, the world has paid too great a compliment to critics, and has imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.

One of my illustrious predecessors.

I have found it; I have discovered the cause of all the misfortunes which befell him. A public school, Joseph, was the cause of all the calamities which he afterwards suffered. Public schools are the...

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.