So I’m all, “Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you!” Doing a minor booty dance of ownage, perhaps, in retrospect, a bit prematurely. (I believe hip-hop to be the apprpriate language for taunting, at least until...

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That’s what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

There’s some heinous fuckery goin’ on mon.

Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.

Don’t bruise the Foo!

What is your name?” asked Lear.Caius,” said Kent.And whence do you hail?”From Bonking, sire.”Well, yes, lad, as do we all,” said Lear, “but from what town?

Let me say right here, if I haven’t made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in the last twenty-four hours to bruise my delicate psyche for a lifetime, so...

Children see magic because they look for it.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

Abby Von Normal – And I’m like, “Don’t change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you’re ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh!...

What are you working on?” Elizabeth asked. Nate could hear her tapping a pencil on her desk. She took notes during their conversations. He didn’t know what she did with the notes, but it bothered...

She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can’t she, sir?