A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are...

Well, for one, you walk around like you’re so much better than everyone else. We’re all a bunch of soulless animals or somethin’ in your eyes, I guess. You’re the high and mighty one and...

That’s what you people do, isn’t it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

We need to keep government small, but we also need to keep the influence of big business small, and we need to keep the power in the hands of the people, where it belongs. Big...

That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.

Our world must be hell, then. It must be the hell of some other place where all of us committed atrocious sins of some sort, and now we’re stuck here until we die and either...

We don’t want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.

Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.

It was one of those dreams from which she woke up depressed about her reality, filled with a longing that pulled at her insides, wishing the dream could have lasted forever, or at least much...

You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.

People didn’t love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what’s best for it. You don’t destroy it.

Everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants. Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, atheitsts, and every other religion. People can follow whichever they choose. Even if you and I believe Christianity is the...

There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

A leader’s first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.

He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.

Money is a tool we use to reach certain ends. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s hard to come by, though, so when opportunities arise, we need to make the most of them.

Don’t stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one billionth of that storage space effectively. This means my knowledge capacity is approximately...

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.