Sunny days are the perfect days to spy on people. Especially at night (offer only valid for residents of Alaska).

What do you call someone who watches you in your private moments? They used to be called a pervert, but now they’re called an NSA agent.

I was born with a lazy eye. It didn’t define me as a person. It did, however, define me as a voyeur.

There are going to be a lot of eyes on this year’s annual Blindfold Convention. People always want to watch what they can’t watch.

I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window.