Perversion is just another form of art. It’s like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium. 

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.

What do you call someone who watches you in your private moments? They used to be called a pervert, but now they’re called an NSA agent.

Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your tree so he could peek in your second story bedroom window.

I had a dream about you. You were hungry, so I made you a binocular sandwich, which is peeping power between two slices of bread. You were a hungry pervert, so I thought it perfect.

Is he bothering you?” “Nah just some old pervert waiting for the sex show.”The ghost lips curled “If I was alive I’d teach you some manners First I’d-“”I’m sure there are losts of thing you’d...

So you’re dating Mr. Freaky Vanderperv, at least you’re not dating a guy with no skills and no interest in you sexually! Treat his kinks with respect and he will be an honest man with...

The only difference between a saint and a pervert is Hypocrisy.

against nature,” the deviant or pervert becomes a hero or heroine in decadent fiction.