I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

Vanilla has become too genericized. It’s become standard, which is good. Vanilla is a household name. But the same standardization that’s made it so popular has taken the novelty out of it. Being the vanguard...

Freedom tastes like strawberries, vanilla, and blueberries. And it smells like my armpits. Huff it up, America.

Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.