Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless.

Sharks are so sleek and streamlined. I’d make a terrible shark, because my balls are so big and dangly.

So many people along the way,whatever it is you aspire to do, will tell you it can’t be done. But it all it takes is imagination. You dream. You plan. You reach. There will be...

I am a duck. I’m cool and calm on the surface, but underneath it all is a nonstop struggle to succeed. My feet are like orange spatulas.

People were going to geometry class and I was swimming through vats of chili on ‘Even Stevens.’ It was like a dream!

I do a lot of swimming, both in the ocean and in the pool.

Our wings serve as flippers that carry us across the ocean; not in the sky!Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don’t even want to fly!

Don’t drown.” At least there should be. I may have just Michael Phelpsed myself, but it’s all gold.

A huge part of swimming for me is I love it, and it is so much fun.

Love is like a cloud in a lake. It’s reflective and makes it feel like you are flying, when you are really either swimming or trying not to drown.

Water. Like a blanket. Dark. Intoxicating. Cold.

Into the day as by dream I swim To the music of nourished meaning.

I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all in my heart, and I love like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body looks.