The unteachable man is sentenced to being taught only by experience. The tragedy is he reaches nothing further than his own pain.

I’m stranded. Come pick me up. I’ll be dressed like a hooker and standing on the corner. There’s a discount if you get here in 30 minutes or less.

You can’t lead people to where you’ve not been yourself. When you all get stranded, you need the knowledge of someone who knows the way!

If I were stranded on a desert island, and could have only one person and three things with me, I’d want Nietzsche, a pen, paper, and a stick-on mustache.

She wasn’t ready for this kind of distraction he caused her. It was bad enough she found him attractive, but having a attractive man in her home was just asking for trouble.

Desire is the foundation of our greatness. Without it, we are stranded; we cannot go anywhere. You won’t get, what you don’t eagerly desire.

Word has traveled quickly that just because you’re on island doesn’t mean you have to be stranded—as long as you have cash.