My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics.

You’ll know I’ve gone into ninja mode because I’ll have turned out the light. I make love like an assassin, and if you hear me snoring, I’m only pretending to be asleep! All love is...

Trust me, Annwyl, that will be a pleasure.

I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land–every color, and class, and rank; high officials and...

Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.

Snoring keeps the monsters away.

I didn’t mean to snore in your ear, but I wanted to inhale all of what was wrapped up in the comforter with me.