In pursuit of happiness, smart people often end up dumbing down themselves.

Money makes people stupid. They don’t have to work as hard as people who don’t have money. That’s why the smart people who do have money mostly use it for one thing… They use it...

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.

Affirmative.”Affirmative? Was that the cutest or what?

One of the biggest problems with people who think that they are smart is that they believe that the number of times they admit that they are wrong is inversely proportional to theirintellectual level.

New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state-of-the-art technology.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.

Hey, Geekoid!” yelled Duncan Dougal, “Why do you read so much? Don’t you know how to watch TV?