She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking.

We need more upright citizens in this country. Everybody is just lying down as if asleep to the issues. And those who are up and moving are merely sleepwalking.

I went for a walk this morning because the evening was still asleep. Well technically so was I, but that didn’t stop me from exercising.

I had a dream about you. I was selling dreams and you were selling sleep. We decided to partner up, until I used some of your product and went for a sleepwalk and fell off...

‘Maybe you out to go back there.’ ‘Can’t. Gotta stay where… where I know what’s what.’ Where I don’t forget what I am, and that I don’t deserve anything better. Would wreck anything better. ‘I...

I don’t know. That’s what’s wrong. Or part of what’s wrong. I feel like I’m sleepwalking.

Sleep is fueled by no fuel. If I had enough coffee, I’d never have to sleepwalk my way through a marathon again.

All the planning for the first ever Sleepwalking Parade has made me tired. I think I’ll go for a walk.

During those hours, I had zero social awareness, as I was asleep. All the joggers who waved at me while I was walking can vouch for that.

I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?