We need more upright citizens in this country. Everybody is just lying down as if asleep to the issues. And those who are up and moving are merely sleepwalking.

I went for a walk this morning because the evening was still asleep. Well technically so was I, but that didn’t stop me from exercising.

I had a dream about you. I was selling dreams and you were selling sleep. We decided to partner up, until I used some of your product and went for a sleepwalk and fell off...

‘Maybe you out to go back there.’ ‘Can’t. Gotta stay where… where I know what’s what.’ Where I don’t forget what I am, and that I don’t deserve anything better. Would wreck anything better. ‘I...

I don’t know. That’s what’s wrong. Or part of what’s wrong. I feel like I’m sleepwalking.

Sleep is fueled by no fuel. If I had enough coffee, I’d never have to sleepwalk my way through a marathon again.

All the planning for the first ever Sleepwalking Parade has made me tired. I think I’ll go for a walk.

During those hours, I had zero social awareness, as I was asleep. All the joggers who waved at me while I was walking can vouch for that.

I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?

She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking.