I’m not a real blond… Shocking.

When giving money to the amputated, you must put it directly into their pockets.

So the key is doing something that sets you apart forever in the minds of regular people.Something that matters.

For Germany? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.

I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy.

Why even call it a fuck? Why not be clear and call it a seminal emission in a preapproved orifice?

I asked Raghav, as we were looking over the wasteland, if the Muslims they burnt would beg for their lives. “Yes they would say, Have mercy on us. But we were filled with such hate;...

Your friends drag you down, Gordie. Don’t you know that? […] Your friends do. They’re like drowning guys that are holding onto your legs. You can’t save them. You can only drown with them.

Just start somewhere,” Dr. Marshall had said to me as I ground a banana-pineapple one to bits between my teeth. “It doesn’t have to be at the beginning.” She’d pulled her legs up, Indian-style, letting...

If some people came into contact with anything real they would be shocked out of their minds.