Republicans don’t want to ‘save the world’; they want to save the country from those who would ‘save the world.

Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

They talk about all parties being equal, but it’s clearrepublicans are more equal than loyalists, … should have been suspended for the same amount of time.

Republicans have probably recruited their best Senate candidate in years. The problem is he has to run in [overwhelmingly Democratic] New Jersey.

It seems like it’s been one misstep after another. It’s lousy. The national political environment is not hospitable to Republicans.

If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it’s not because he’s gifted. It’s because intellectually, you’re a child.

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, ‘I wish I had bought stock in it.’ Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra...

One way of seeing all this was as a symptom of postmillennial decay, the degradation of public discourse, and the encroachment of celebrity worship into the arena of national affairs. Another way of looking at...

He used to say to us at times, you know, what we need to do as Republicans is learn to sell our message, and he was constantly looking for ways to market the message. And...

A Dirty Clown Is a Ridiculously Clean when standing amongst Politicians.

In 2006, it’s going to be immigrants — that’s who he is going to scapegoat next. Once again, the Republicans create a problem so they can think to come in and solve it.

Even if [Republicans] were willing to stick a finger in his eye, they won’t hold the searching oversight hearings now on how this whole thing came about.

Even Republicans will tell you he was their favorite because they knew where he stood. His word was good, and he was smart enough that he could negotiate with you and cut a deal.

It is intellectually dishonest to present the Republican Party as the only supporter of Zionism and Israel. The Democrats, while posing as an alternative to the right wing, are just as dedicated to Israel and...

These poll numbers are about as bad as it can get for the Republicans. That shows that Sen. Reid has been extremely effective in communicating a message of what’s wrong with the Republican leadership we...

It’s an election year, so why are Republicans bringing up an issue that they are so divided on? It’s mystifying to me.

I was frustrated that there wasn’t a young Republicans organization at the high school.

I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to...

Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that politicians are crooks. But I don’t think politicians are thieves, because you can’t steal what you’ve been given. Once we stop giving...

It was Bill Clinton who once pithily captured the contrast between the two parties when it came to selecting a presidential standard-bearer: “Democrats want to fall in love; Republicans just fall in line.

I think what we’ve seen in the last couple of weeks is the first evidence of triangulation between congressional Republicans. They will not let anything stand in the way of remaining in the majority, even...

In 2001, the oil companies, the war contractors and the Neo-Con-Artists seized the economy and added $4 trillion of unproductive spending to the national debt. We now pay four times more for defence, three times...

They’re right across the street from the Republicans, I understand. It’s a small town.

It’s just not a realistic budget. It’s not a budget the Republicans are going to go anywhere near … Perhaps the best thing they have going for them is that Democrats really don’t have much...

Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion.Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable…in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does...