As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don’t want to be a lemon, you don’t have to...

Don’t let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you’re stupid.

Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)

When you are in the company of lunatics, behave like a lunatic. When you are in the company of intelligentsias, speak with brilliance…that is how a chameleon behaves, the territory changes it, and it adapts...

He said that I have to remember that even though I’ve changed a lot in here, I’m going back to a world that hasn’t changed