What did your mom say?””She said I better not be pregnant.”Janie snorts. “What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait — you’re not, are you?” “Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not...

For dessert I ate a desert. It was sandy, and so was the name of the woman I ate dinner with. She had a dry sense of humor, and that is why I wore a...

I fell in love with a raincoat. Well, at first. Then later I fell in love with the woman wearing it.

I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.