A tennis racket is a trampoline for a tennis ball. My favorite score is love-all, because that’s the right thing to do as a Christian and an Overpopulationist.

Only a man with nothing to hide could make that kind of racket.

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of...

I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life.