Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of...

I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life.

A tennis racket is a trampoline for a tennis ball. My favorite score is love-all, because that’s the right thing to do as a Christian and an Overpopulationist.

Only a man with nothing to hide could make that kind of racket.