Some people take offense like it’s a limited time offer.
Some people will still find a way to create a fire with wet logs.
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fighting with siblings, especially the little ones, has always, and will always be the same. You fight with your hands tied behind your back. You know that you’ll lose. But you still fight back, either you want to annoy them or let them feel the extra satisfaction of beating you after a long fight. No...
If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.