Never annoy an inspirational author or you will become the poison in her pen and the villian in every one of her books.

Some people will still find a way to create a fire with wet logs.

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.

The most annoying pain is perceived when a man is living without a purpose.

Oh, Major, you do so love to annoy, don’t you?””It is the stuff of living, my lady.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The interesting thing about advertising is that the things that annoy us sometimes about it are really human. It’s us looking at ourselves – and like all human endeavors it’s imperfect.

Learner, we are all gifted.

Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

Fighting with siblings, especially the little ones, has always, and will always be the same. You fight with your hands tied behind your back. You know that you’ll lose. But you still fight back, either...

If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.

Some people take offense like it’s a limited time offer.