In heaven, after antipasti, the first course will be pasta.

whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

But in those first hours after you take it, your brain is tuned in like nothing you can imagine. Eyes like the Hubble telescope, sensing light that’s not even on the spectrum. You might be...

I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.

I am 1/7 billionth of humanity, and I am hungry for truth. I’m also hungry for love, knowledge, and pasta.

How could a mother who boils water for pasta leave two little girls behind?

There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.

She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marinara. But I loved her like I enjoy all-you-can-eat pasta buffets.

My penis smells like pasta. Also, I personally tested it out, and your spaghetti’s not too hot now, if you want to eat it.

When the phone rang I was in the kitchen, boiling a potful of spaghetti and whistling along with an FM broadcast of the overture to Rossini’s ‘The Thieving Magpie,’ which has to be the perfect...

Co-exist whether you believe in Pistachios or Pasta, Poseidon or the Prophet cause Gods and Religions cannot exist without us.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.