Bridget – I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark.Joan – I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm.

I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.

In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.

Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.