But the future is uncertain, and he can’t get up enough enthusiasm even to masurbate.

When I think of procrastination I think of masturbation. Both feel really, really good while you are doing it; but in the end, you are fucking yourself.

Don’t talk sign language and masturbate at the same time. Not unless you’re translating a Presidential State of the Union address.

Any fool can masturbate, but it takes a real artist to make it look like sex.

I am that coward male who reminds myself each day that I am the man , takes my penis out and masturbate till i ejaculate the infused fears thinking her…And standing along with the crowds...