I laughed, “I don’t have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He’s straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

I went through a lot in middle school, and you always try so many different looks and try to be so many different people. I finally realized I’m awkward, I’m lanky, and I’m going to...

I love the show ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia;’ that’s probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard.

Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.

I’m very Southern in the way I walk in the world. I love to laugh. I love to eat. I love to hug people. But if somebody makes me mad, my neck may roll. I...

You see, with me, when I’m nervous, I smile and laugh.

Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us.

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her.

I’ve certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you’re not supposed to make people laugh.

You’re gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I’m starting to enjoy Eminem.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

When success is uniform, the celebration becomes universal. Of which use is it to you to rejoice at the time your friend cries?

I am love, I love air, water, sun, green, hands, butterflies, birds, fish, cats, trees, you – walking, swimming, dancing, exploring new places, exploring tiny things, exploring thoughts, dreams, bigger than me dreams, like cloud...

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

I laugh because your pain is amusing.

A day without laugh is a day without life.

It has not been an easy name, yet it has brought me many a laugh.

What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make...