When I go out with the ladies, I don’t force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

The paradise in women is not the v-shape manipulation between their legs, or the two lovely bombs, set on their bosom that can blast any strong, holy spirit filled individual, but that part of her...

Fighting positions, please, ladies…”That’s debatable,’ Halt said in an undertone to Will as they stood watching…’The ‘fighting’ part or the ‘ladies’ part?’ Will replied with a grin.Halt looked at him and shook his head. ‘Definitely...

I am partial to ladies if they are nice. I suppose it is my nature. I am not quite a gentleman but you would hardly notice it.

When you paint your lips, eye lids, nails or whatever, to look attractive, don’t forget your up stairs(intellect) if you leave it behind, i will consider all other colors invalid.

Always refer to those of the female gender as ladies.The descriptive woman is usually reserved in Dixie for females of questionable respect.

Ladies, part of loving your mate is accepting him exactly as he is!

There is absolutely a big difference between getting a date and getting a husband. Being overly materialistic can get a lady some dates, but an impeccable character will surely get her a husband of a...

Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don’t forget your up stairs, if you don’t go up there to put things in order,...

Females in general are embodiment of alluring mysteries that is beyond mortal capacity to decipher or understand.

Something to aspire to.

As ladies die in childbed. No one sings songs about them.

To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which...

First Ladies have always been held like specimens under a media microscope.

Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out...

Septa Mordane said boar hunting was not for ladies, and Mother only promised that when she was older she might have her own hawk. She was older now, but if she had a hawk she’d...

I don’t see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

If it wasn’t for the ladies, we wouldn’t be here, … That’s like any organization.

I like music and I like ladies. I like to see them dance.

The only benefit a woman can have in talking too much is defeating a man who troubles her too much.

A man is made in the rough-and-tumble of the world a lady emerges from the flossy back rooms of her own imagination.

Learning to be a lady / is like learning / to live within a shell, / to be a crustacean encased / in a small white / uncomfortable world.

In fact, the mothers of all her girl friends impressed on their daughters the necessity of being helpless, clinging, doe-eyed creatures. Really, it took alot of sense to cultivate and hold such a pose.

A virtuos woman is not moved by big names and flamboyance, but only men of profound wisdom and integrity move her.

Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio – he be soo gorgeous, no wonder all the ladies flockin’ to him – He be Gatsby.

Has any non-dipshit man ever used the word “ladies” not followed by the word “room”?

Beautiful smiles by beautiful ladies!

Most insensible, corrupt, cheap, disrespectful young girls run after bad, rude, cocky, nonsensical boys, but a mature, educated, thoughtful, virtuos lady opts for a wise, well breed, experienced, humble, modest gentleman.

You were never quite sure which were pickpockets or loose ladies.

To all those women — strong enough to be heroes; fair enough to be ladies. This song is for you.

A peaceful world is only the world of handsome guys and beautiful ladies.

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don’t last a day in the real word. No one’s a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?

A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.

Why can’t ladies like nice guys?

A true woman of virtue is one who will socialize with every man on earth, and doesn’t share her body with any of them.

I am convinced that “all ladies are not the same”. Some have pretty faces, others have beautiful characters. Some have facial make-ups, others have mental make-ups!

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,Men were deceivers ever,-One foot in sea and one on shore,To one thing constant never.

A beautiful woman should always have at the back of her mind that her ravishing appearance is only an ephemeral quality. When she wakes up in the morning, looks into the mirror, and notices that...

The game never changes, you must be in the secret before you are shown to the public.

Hi ladies, Hi Girls…, If you don’t add more knowledge to what you already know, you may be a virgin but may not raise your bar! Go, get extra oil!