I like my cakes nude, like I like wearing coats made of icing. I sweat hot coffee, so I wear cream deodorant. If you’re tired, you should lick my armpits.

Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds.

Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without ‘love’, it becomes difficult to swallow ‘life’…