If you can’t fire your best friend or your brother, don’t hire them.

A good server knows how to be seen, yet remain invisible. I was a great server, and I achieved invisibility by never showing up for work. My boss ended up firing me, probably over petty...

If I get famous, I’d seek employment in a wax museum—as a candle. If you fire me, make sure you blow me out before singing Happy Birthday.

Love is me plus you. But what’s with the midget in the corner recording all of our interactions? I thought I fired him yesterday.

Firing of Energy does it faster than pumping, but the latter is under better control, and much more resource efficient