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Dry-Humor  Quotes
I really don’t know what to think, Mr Holmes,’ Lestrade muttered. ‘Well, that’s nothing new.

—Anthony Horowitz

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Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to...

—Fran Lebowitz

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In a dry and thirsty land, my soul thirsts for the living God, the living water.

—Lailah Gifty Akita

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It’s insulting…and highly annoying.

—M.A. George

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What was it Like?””What was what like?” he said, although he knew.”Quick, I imagine. But you must have perceived something. A split second of vanishing awareness. A grasping at a shrinking light.” “It was like...

—Max Barry

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What New England is, is a state of mind, a place where dry humor and perpetual disappointment blend to produce an ironic pessimism that folks from away find most perplexing

—Willem Lange

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Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it’s eight times as good as any other method.

—Robert A. Heinlein

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His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.

—T.A. Miles

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We keep electing council members for appearance sake, it doesn’t mean anything, and it is just a show for the people, so that they may sleep well at night with their delusion of peace.

—S.R. Gibbs

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