Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know… size” -Tuck

La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don’t know the rest, la la la la!

He laughs. “Put some clothes on so you don’t scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.”I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I’ve got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit....

I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a...

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don’t need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Tuck a buck as a puck of luck.