I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, “Hey, everyone has a butt. It’s not that big a deal!” But I suppose it’s flattering. Personally, I’ve...

Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other’s rear ends, you’d think they were feeling for diamonds or something.

Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry.

You kick ass Sam. And don’t forget it

There was an art to the male posterior. That’s all there was to it.