If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

In this life, to earn your place you have to fight for it.

Commuting from New York to Hollywood to do this show gets more interesting every week. Before I used to think the country was just New York on one end and Los Angeles on the other,...

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Riding a motorcycle on today’s highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls...

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor; Believe me, honey, rich is better.

I liked the way they treated the first, second, and third place finishers equally. It was an amazing year. I only entered two song contests this year; I won one and placed second in the...

Don’t tell me what you believe in. I’ll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination.

I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I’ll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80...

I have to plead basic ignorance of most new jazz artists here.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

I’m involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.

I’d just hit the Billboard thing, and I had a good feeling. About a month ago, I received a call that said I was in the running, that I’d made the final 25. So I...

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we’ll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our...

I love the feeling of the fresh air on my face and the wind blowing through my hair.

I believe that before anybody makes the journey to the other side, we have to know on a soul level that we are leaving, whether it’s an accident or illness, and we prepare ourselves to...

Dick Clark is an American icon. I am honored that he has entrusted me with such a role in this national tradition.

It doesn’t bother me to talk about my private life, it doesn’t bother me to talk about anything. My life is like a glass of water, transparent.

Being nominated is a great thrill, and we like to say that all four of us were nominated, which means that our director, Anthony Page was nominated four times.

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he’s running for governor. He’s got a great slogan – ‘Vote for me, or I’ll make ‘Kindergarten Cop II’

The other thing I wanted but never got to do had something to do with Liz Taylor but she’s getting a little old and a little fat.

There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I’m saving my money.

I love Nashville. I was down there recently, and I was talking to all the cab drivers, they’re all songwriters, everybody’s a songwriter down there.

I don’t gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn’t give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

I know guys in my hometown that drive by feel and sound.

Maybe its a case of one guitar feeling a certain way to the hands that makes one subsequently move differently over the strings, but my intent is always to wring the maximum emotional resonance out...

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.

I think there’s a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth.

I still believe Emmitt has enough left in the tank to be a productive back over the next couple of seasons.

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World...

I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don’t care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn’t be driving a car if you’re over...

Keep a journal, and learn how to see how you as an individuals sees information so you can learn your own sign language. Meditate and practice psychic self defense and surrounding yourself with prayer.

Trust me, if I were gay I’d be getting more action than I’m getting now.

You’re a song written by the hands of God.

It’s a thrill, and I really look at is as confirmation that we’re a quartet. It’s like a piece of chamber music, with all four of us playing.

They’re saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

This is a year and a few months after the transplant. Before I had it my doctors told me that it would be the biggest thing that I ever had to face and believe me,...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

I really believe in myself. I’m the hardest worker I know, and one of the best songwriters. There’s a craft to it, and it takes a long time to hone it, and I work really...

If you can’t be in awe of Mother Nature, there’s something wrong with you.

I know that I’m very lucky to be alive. For 35 or 40 years I’ve spilt my blood and broke my bones and spent years in hospitals.

The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts – to birth a new baby neither of us...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

It’s almost seems as though there’s a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it’s very tasty food.

Living here in southern California, I’ll miss hearing Rocky Top for an entire week at the end of December. I was actually looking forward to it. Tennessee has a better fight song than Nebraska.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush’s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with ‘Hey, look over there, it’s Saddam Hussein.’