Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

I admire a person who, for the love of art, is able to take off their clothes in front of a camera. But I’m not capable, I’m too cowardly for that.

The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here’s a team that seems to be jelling.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.

I’ve been asked to do a TV reality show where I’d pick the greatest daredevil in the world. I’m giving it some serious thought, too.

I think that the majority of messages are validating messages to confirm the survival of conscious. And many times that validation message is negative or sad.

Look, a lot of women would be turned off with hearing me say how hot I think Brad Pitt is! Know what I mean? So I probably don’t help my cause.

If I go to a seminar and someone like you or someone like him is talking, I’m never part of the group that rushes him directly afterward. I always wait in the back corner with...

This play is truly a great invention, and we’re having a great time doing it eight times a week.

Tell me, Connie, is your mother still dead?

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That’s why I got hurt so much.

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

I want some day to be able to love with the same intensity and unselfishness that parents love their children with.

Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I’m 46, I’ve worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states.

It’s better to be black than gay because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your mother.

When I hit that pavement at 70 or 80 mph those suits just ripped.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic – just one of those unfortunate things.

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I admire Madonna because she always did whatever she felt like doing. She went through some controversial periods when people rejected her, but she kept on reinventing herself.

It’s funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they’re always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay...

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

I’ve been in a treatment center for drinkin’. I stayed for two days, then escaped.

The process of receiving information for me is seeing, hearing, and feeling their energy in my frame of reference. That doesn’t mean I see the individual, unfortunately.

I am looking forward to being part of the E! team. This unique opportunity allows my company to take the next step in providing multimedia content.

As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.

We constantly run lines together before every show too, and then there’s a long, traditionally long, story to tell the audience every show. Today, we’re doing it twice.

Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.

I think these shows with the young kids doing these jumps, doing these fantastic back flips, I think they’re absolutely great. They did what I never did.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal!

I’m Colombian and nothing will change that.