The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Lead your life so you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can’t get us out.
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
You know, everybody’s ignorant, just on different subjects.
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Cuando amamos, el amor es demasiado grande para caber entero en nosotros; irradia hacia la persona amada, encuentra en ella una superficie que lo detiene, lo obliga a regresar hacia su punto de partida y ese rebote de nuestro propio cariño es lo que llamamos los sentimientos del otro y que nos fascina más que...
Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
you can’t say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.