Not even a repeat of Dawson’s Creek makes me feel better.




(No Ratings Yet)I’d Tell You I Love You, But Then I’d Have to Kill You




(No Ratings Yet)I feel like I might start crying and that I’m going to cry pee.




(No Ratings Yet)Part of me is afraid that everyone will laugh, that I’m a caricature of myself.




(No Ratings Yet)I know,” I said and felt like a monster.




(No Ratings Yet)And I have thepower to do the impossible.




(No Ratings Yet)But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes…!




(No Ratings Yet)She’s not close enough. She’ll never be close enough…




(No Ratings Yet)I don’t think I could have picked a worse guy to be my soul mate.




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