A distant love that waits to be together, is by far the most difficult relationship. It’s like lighting a candle, and adoring the long flame and robust glow. Until time sets in like wax, overflowing...

If you devote yourself to God, then He in turn will continually stay with you, as an eternal candle flame stays with a wick, feeding off the overflow of wax; yet reshaping into something better.

If I get famous, I’d seek employment in a wax museum—as a candle. If you fire me, make sure you blow me out before singing Happy Birthday.

We had sex by the fireplace. I remember because my waxy nipples started dripping on the carpet.

A friend is the wax that keeps the flame lit, an enemy is the wind that blows it out.