My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each...

And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.