I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go all Uncle Sam on your ass.

Instead of selling other countries weapons, we should sell them candles. Maybe then instead of singing the praises of war, they’d start singing Happy Birthday. And I don’t know anybody, not even my bully of...

I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Uncle Sam

Broke is a relative term, like sister, cousin, or Uncle Sam.