He’d learned years ago it was better not to dwell too much on who was related to whom on the godly side of things. After Tyson the Cyclops adopted him as a brother, Percy decided...

Annabeth looked at me. ” We have to get out of here.” ” You think I want to be in the girls’ restroom?” ” I mean the ship, Percy! We have to get off the...

Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur’s back. ‘Dude!’ the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson’s weight. ‘Do the words...

Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: “The groin. The Earthborn’s groin is sensitive.”SMASH!”Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.

You are okay?” he asked. “Not eaten by monsters?””Not even a little bit.” I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.”Yay!” he said. “Now we can eat...

Not knowing is half the fun,” Aphrodite said, “Exquisitely painful isn’t it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It’s so cute I’m going to cry!

Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon.””Brother!” Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.Percy stifled a laugh. “Actually he’s more like a great-great-…Oh, never mind. Yeah, he’s your brother.””Thanks.” Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel.

Percy!” he bellowed. He dropped his broom and ran at me. If you’ve never been charged by an enthusiastic Cyclops wearing a flowered apron and rubber cleaning gloves, I’m telling you, it’ll wake you up...

When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?).

My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either “yes” or “help”.Poseidon took it as a yes and came in.Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions.Finally he...

Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!” -Tyson

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: “The groin. The...

Sphinx on Seventy-second Street. Big Bully. I prayed to Daddy for help. Soon the people at Meriwether found me. Mey you. Biggest blessing ever. Sorry I said Poseidon was mean. He sent me a brother.

The Princess Andromeda?””Went ka-boom.

I sat up in bed. “What did he say?”Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his feet so far over the edge they were in the bathroom. “The happy man...