Oompow,” which I would translate for you but it’s devastatingly embarrassing.

Don’t talk sign language and masturbate at the same time. Not unless you’re translating a Presidential State of the Union address.

I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?

I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur.