Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary.

Not all beaches are fun and sunscreen.

Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.Sincerely,Patriot

Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen.

Sell canoes to those who are enduring a drought, and sell sunscreen to those suffering from flooding. But give love freely to all, because samples encourage sales.

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97:Wear sunscreen.If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the...

Advice is a form of Nostalgia

I don’t wear sunscreen. I don’t have a skincare program.