When he misbehaves, I’ll clap and then point at my cat, as if transmitting the sting of the slap towards him in punishment.

Whenever i’m stung by an ant for no reason, i compare our sizes then i understand why

The words I love you, as a unit, are like a knife that only stings once you remove the blade from the relationship.

I’m trained in sarcasm. It’s like karate, only the sting lasts longer.

If a friend starts behaving silly because you bother him so much, don’t worry, you’re not the first person, he has got a sting in his stomach, an hunger that causes an epidemic hatred.

Don’t lick your wounds unless you care to taste the sting a second time.

Our so-called leaders speakWith words they try to jail youThe subjugate the meekBut it’s the rhetoric of failure

Those who have not been stung will hardly fear a bee the same as those who have.

I’ve just been bitten on the neck by a vampire… mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?