God may forgive you if He chooses, but not I. Au revoir.

Once upon a time, there was this über-creepy old man—who looks like he lives in a haunted shack and eats small children for breakfast—and I decided to make him my new best friend becaaauuse… Okay,...

You’re just jealous.””Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable.

I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. ‘We spent one night together.”You had sex then?”No we crocheted a quilt.’ I cocked my head to side and gave him my nastiest glare.” Lorelei Preston...

People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty.