Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

But I’m really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

In my dreams I am sleepingI am sleeping in my dreamsI wish to dream in my sleepJust wish to dream in my sleep.

Who needs an alarm clock you you have a bladder

I’m not lazy. I’m just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I’m good at sleeping late.

You can’t oversleep if you don’t make plans to wake up early.