We do not counterfeit his own signature, but his nature. (On ne contrefait sa propre – Signature, mais sa nature.)

I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is the going rate these days for the autograph of an aspiring writer?

The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do...

I need my tropical square boots, and a fish that when it swims looks like my squiggly signature. Also, I could go for a cup of coffee.

I don’t think I have a signature.