There is power born of humility . . . Humility, in business and in life, is a powerful asset and does not denote lowliness, unimportance, or self-deprecation.

The buzzard has nothing to fault himself with.Scruples are alien to the black panther.Piranhas do not doubt the rightness of their actions.The rattlesnake approves of himself without reservations.The self-critical jackal does not exist.The locust, alligator,...

I was a little cross.I ask pardon. If I do get up a little temper I have no sufficient time to keep it up.

It was clear to her now, Happiness was a seductive illusion. No one as fucked up as her deserved one drop of joy. But oh god was it delicious when it fell into her lap...

They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.

Archie Henderson has won no awards, written no books and never played any representative sport. He was an under-11 tournament-winning tennis player as a boy, but left the game when he discovered rugby where he...

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

One notorious apikoros named Hiwa al-Balkhi, writing in ninth-century Persia, offered two hundred awkward questions to the faithful. He drew upon himself the usual thunderous curses—’may his name be forgotten, may his bones be worn...

Is it just me or is this like a bad TV sci-fi show?

Every time I move I squash something said Loathesome.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Virtue should always be colmingled with humor.