My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?

But it doesn’t matter because, look, here come the waiters. They are scraping away the debris with their little horn and steel blades, pulled with studied grace from the hidden pockets of their white aprons....

Soy sauce is really a multi-purpose seasoning.

Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.

What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

I’m so optimistic, I’d go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me.

He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce.