I think I just blew my own mind.

Yes, we’ll yell, ‘Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese’.

I had a dream about you. The leaves changed from yellow to red, but the stoplights did not. This made me continually cautious, and you kept honking at me. I thought you were the rudest...

I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.

What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.