We tell the dead to rest in peace, when we should worry about the living to live in peace.

When I hear people say Rest In Peace, I get jealous, because I’m a restless sleeper.

For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were.

At first are moving tombs on the surface of the surface of the earth; then we become static tombs in the brims of the cemetary soil; waiting to become eternal people in fellowship for God....

My life will end someday, but it will end at my convenience.

But, Aunt… I don’t want to go to the grave site set aside for me a few years ago at the ancestral grave site. I don’t want to go there. When I lived here and...

The ancients said that for persons who cultivated body and mind, and who are virtuous and honorable, death is an experience of liberation, a long-awaited rest from a lifetime of labors. Death helps the unscrupulous...